After 3 months of just rewrites I finally finished a new instrumental piece with the working title of, "Wiggle Room". Now I need an extra hand to play it. I'd settle for an extra finger or two though.

In reading about this fella pictured here..  even though he doesn't play guitar or piano. But, I guess he does make use of the extra digit in his own way by climbing trees and collecting coconuts in Cuba.

Dear Hollywood, 

Enough with the action star walking away from explosions and not reacting to them. Just so ya know, it is now beyond cliche'.  

Also, please refrain from using the phrase, "I didn't sign up for this." in the dialog.

                                                                                                                                                              Thank you!

If aliens came to our planet to conquer us and said "Bow and kneel before us humans or we will fight you with our superior weaponry!". I think we could just show them THIS VIDEO. Even better, we could have Clint Eastwood deliver it in person and say "Before you Nancys think about pointing those ray guns at us, you might want to look at this. Yea... that's right... we're a bunch of crazy sons of bitches. Now you gotta ask yourself... Do you feel lucky?  Cuz we do that for fun on our day off." 
(Sorry, over active imagination)

So funny cuz it all sounds so familiar.